5 Reasons Why Predators Sucked
* I am going to go ahead and warn you now in this post there are MAJOR SPOILERS – I will post a NON spoiler review later, just FYI* I am a die-hard Alien & Predator movie fan (to be honest Alien a bit more so but still) so the trailers for the new revamp [...]
Read More5 Reasons I Won’t See the Nightmare Remake
The new Nightmare on Elm Street film hits theaters this weekend and Surprise! I am not rushing in line to see it. In fact if it were free I wouldn’t see it. This is coming from a die-hard reviewer who sat through the painfully awful Twilight films just to give you readers an honest review [...]
Read More10 Horrible Horror Movie Endings
Nothing can ruin a good horror film faster than a terrible ending, and in the same sense a bad ending can only make an already bad or so far decent horror movie painfully worse.Being the horror freak that I am it’s a given that I have come across more than my fair share of craptastic [...]
Read MoreVanity Fair March Cover: 10 Young Women That Were Missing
I don’t know if you have or haven’t heard about the all white, all thin, all attractive March issue of Vanity Fair’s Young Hollywood editorial but I personally found it offensive. There are plenty of beautiful talented young women in Hollywood that didn’t make the list probably because of their skin tone or weight. And [...]
Read MoreBest Ways to be Annoying in a Theater
There are few things in a public setting that will really bug me more than people who have horrible movie theater manners. Now, I am hardly a manners expert but it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to understand that when in a movie theater you should be polite. We all pay the same movie ticket [...]
Read MoreHateraid: NYT vs. Women Everywhere
Urgh, so I am going to blow off some steam here over an article I just read from ABC News reporting that not only did New York Times journalist Cathy Horyn write rude completely opinion based comments on a photo of MadMen actress Christina Hendricks but the article featured a distorted photo of the actress [...]
Read MoreBe Sure to Miss TwiCon 2010!
Alright, so I’m going to vent some much needed hateraid here just because: guess what this is my site and I personally think Twilight, Sucks and not in the cool vampire way. So be warned: if you happen to be one of the millions of twihards out there you will not like the rest of [...]
Read MoreReview: New Moon
Release Date: November 20, 2009 Rated: PG-13 (suicide attempts, lame violence and painfully pathetic glittery vampires) Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Michael Sheen and Dakota Fanning Based on the novels of the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer I know what your thinking; What about me says or even vaguely-with-a-pneumonia-hand-cough-hints that I would be [...]
Read MoreReview: 2012
Release Date: September 13, 2009 Rated: PG-13: Violent mass death/destruction and mild language Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover, Thandie Newton and Oliver Platt Writer/Director: Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, The Patriot, 10,000 BC & The Day After Tomorrow) I’ve got to be honest when I say that I didn’t expect [...]
Read MorePreview: Move Over Glittery Vamps
If you are like me then you have had just about enough of pretty-boy bejeweled vampires and their unfortunately power to draw thousands of screaming annoying teenage prosta-tots to theaters. Although I doubt the screaming teenage girls are going anywhere any time soon with the never-ending production of Twilight films there is at least a [...]
Read MorePreview: Halloween Remake minus Zombie?
Okay so not only do I find the fact that DreadCentral is reporting another Halloween remake in the works disturbing it is even more worrisome that Rob Zombie will not be any part of it. Patrick Lussier who directed the obviously Oscar worthy (notice I am choking on sarcasm there) My Bloody Valentine 3D is [...]
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